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Written by: artistharry [19/03/10, 07:18] Action: [ Reply ] [ Quote ] |
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Jimmy Doherty, you may remember, was that charming mate of Jamie Oliver\'s who decided to jack in city life to try a spot of farming. He went off to Suffolk with his girlfriend, leased a farm, then bought a few animals. Jimmy\'s idea of a farm was a romantic one - his animals would lead happy lives and be free to roam pretty much wherever they chose. In fact so free range was it all that if Jimmy wanted to slaughter a pig in order to make some sausages, chances were he couldn\'t even catch the animal, let alone kill it. It would just laugh and trot off, with Jimmy shouting in pursuit. The biggest piss-taker on the farm was Jimmy\'s very expensive prize Essex boar. Blaze\'s problem was that he showed no interest in getting piggy-jiggy with any of the ladies offered to him, leaving poor Jimmy in despair and thinking the prize Essex boar he\'d bought was gay. It was a lovely show, and it was nice to go Back On Jimmy\'s Farm (BBC2) to see if things have got better. |
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